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strange afflictions

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

polanskis:

if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time

depositing:

thought this should be on my blog since its my favorite poem or whatever you want to call it.

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

miamayb:

I was sneaky in the taking of this photo

exoticharry:

Do one direction know that their tour starts in 3 days

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

glaciers turn the arctic ocean an opaque green color

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell