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strange afflictions

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

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paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

foxnewsofficial:

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

foggies:

☹☹☹☹foggy☹☹☹☹

striders:

do u ever think about ur girlfriend and become the human version of the heart eyes emoji